I could sum this up as John Grape. Mildly above average taste will bring this to a 6/10 but these are the least noteworthy grapes in a while.
We return with a genuine honest to god really really good pack of grapes. A bit on the tougher side but the flavour was exactly sweet enough for me to give these an easy 8/10
This is more like it! Small, good taste, I forgot to write up yesterday so I forgot most of the exact stuff but my head was saying 7/10 and I remember that
An improvement from last week in quantity and quality. Still 3/10. not in it for a full review today.
Too tough. Battery Acid. No redeeming qualities. 1/10.
Good texture and shape generally. These one’s are strange in the fact that they’re a clear mix of 8/10 and 4/10 in terms of taste. The flavour is on point for some but the sharpness is sometimes quite horrific. Since the good outweighs the bad I’ll rate them a 7/10
Firmly in the realm of “just ok”. Tastes fine although a bit watery for my tastes. Sweet rather than bitter. Once again a fairly tough texture. 6/10.
The “deluxe” ones again. Very tough skin, tastes quite strong, more sweet than sour, but has left me feeling quite ill after not all that many. 5/10.
FUCK THERES NO GRAPES
Two days in a row, I know. Very good these ones. The flavour is absolutely on point. The skin was tougher than usual, which was the only thing about them which was slightly less than ideal. 9/10, great stuff.
Very different these ones. Clearly fresher than my usual picks. Texture was a bit tougher than usual, and they were a bit colder than I’m used to (different house, different fridge). Taste is overall pleasant and quite strong, a bit sharp but not unpleasantly sour. Since they’re mixed I’ll give two separate ratings: 7/10 for the purple grapes, tastes like every other purple grape in existence 8/10 for the green grapes, they make up for last week’s poisoning
Absolutely not. Have clearly been dead since last week. 2/10.
First time reviewing the purple grapes. They fucking sucked ngl. Tasted a bit like toothpaste. 3/10.
They are perfectly fine. A very generic grape taste, like the sort of taste you’d get in something which is grape flavoured rather than an actual grape. 6/10.
Apparently these ones were deluxe. I believe them honestly, these were really good. Had a bit of a cold so the taste might have been a bit dampened but still a good flavour. 8/10
These ones have a melon-like taste to them, which is welcome. The texture is average but they are very refreshing. Every single one is at what I’d consider to be an edible level. 8/10, fuck it.
These have been left too long. They have an unpleasant taste. 3/10 still gonna finish them
Good texture, taste is nice but a bit weird. They clearly absorbed a lot of water, although it certainly tastes as if that water was full of bleach. That being said, 6/10. Would be 8/10 without the weird pool water aftertaste.
Tastes pretty good, small so there’s a high quantity, texture is above average, 7/10
Taste is inoffensive, above average but not very strong. 6/10 again, though for different reasons to last week They’re not finished but enough to get a good idea
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