Grape Reviews

Grape review 1 06/12/2025

Taste is inoffensive, above average but not very strong. 6/10 again, though for different reasons to last week They’re not finished but enough to get a good idea

Grape review 2 13/12/2025

Tastes pretty good, small so there’s a high quantity, texture is above average, 7/10

Grape review 3 20/12/2025

Good texture, taste is nice but a bit weird. They clearly absorbed a lot of water, although it certainly tastes as if that water was full of bleach. That being said, 6/10. Would be 8/10 without the weird pool water aftertaste.

Grape review 4 27/12/2025

These have been left too long. They have an unpleasant taste. 3/10 still gonna finish them

Grape review 5 3/1/2026

These ones have a melon-like taste to them, which is welcome. The texture is average but they are very refreshing. Every single one is at what I’d consider to be an edible level. 8/10, fuck it.

Grape review 6 10/1/2026

Apparently these ones were deluxe. I believe them honestly, these were really good. Had a bit of a cold so the taste might have been a bit dampened but still a good flavour. 8/10

Grape review 7 17/1/2026

They are perfectly fine. A very generic grape taste, like the sort of taste you’d get in something which is grape flavoured rather than an actual grape. 6/10.

Grape review 8 22/1/2026

First time reviewing the purple grapes. They fucking sucked ngl. Tasted a bit like toothpaste. 3/10.

Grape review 9 31/1/2026

Absolutely not. Have clearly been dead since last week. 2/10.

Grape review 10 6/2/2026

Very different these ones. Clearly fresher than my usual picks. Texture was a bit tougher than usual, and they were a bit colder than I’m used to (different house, different fridge). Taste is overall pleasant and quite strong, a bit sharp but not unpleasantly sour. Since they’re mixed I’ll give two separate ratings: 7/10 for the purple grapes, tastes like every other purple grape in existence 8/10 for the green grapes, they make up for last week’s poisoning

Grape review 11 7/2/2026

Two days in a row, I know. Very good these ones. The flavour is absolutely on point. The skin was tougher than usual, which was the only thing about them which was slightly less than ideal. 9/10, great stuff.

Grape review 12 14/2/2026

FUCK THERES NO GRAPES

Grape review 13 21/2/2026

The “deluxe” ones again. Very tough skin, tastes quite strong, more sweet than sour, but has left me feeling quite ill after not all that many. 5/10.

Grape review 14 28/2/2026

Firmly in the realm of “just ok”. Tastes fine although a bit watery for my tastes. Sweet rather than bitter. Once again a fairly tough texture. 6/10.

Grape review 15 7/3/2026

Good texture and shape generally. These one’s are strange in the fact that they’re a clear mix of 8/10 and 4/10 in terms of taste. The flavour is on point for some but the sharpness is sometimes quite horrific. Since the good outweighs the bad I’ll rate them a 7/10