This was actually a few days ago. Mostly fine grapes, 7/10 I’d say good taste. However, some of these grapes were genuinely the worst things I have ever tastes. You have heard me call some grapes battery acid? That is an exaggeration usually, but these few grapes could genuinely taste worse than if you bit into the insides of a battery. Probably worse for you too. These ones were small and very solid, maybe like fermented or some shit. They made up maybe 10-20% of the grapes and takes the whole carton down to 4/10. Those specific grapes were my first 0/10 grapes ever. I did not finish them.
Above average taste, but it had that sort of tooth-coating texture to it so only 6/10. yes i finished them before taking the picture
Very sweet but not too much, no bitterness, nice soft texture but not mushy. Some of the best of the year, 9/10 stellar work.
I could sum this up as John Grape. Mildly above average taste will bring this to a 6/10 but these are the least noteworthy grapes in a while.
We return with a genuine honest to god really really good pack of grapes. A bit on the tougher side but the flavour was exactly sweet enough for me to give these an easy 8/10
This is more like it! Small, good taste, I forgot to write up yesterday so I forgot most of the exact stuff but my head was saying 7/10 and I remember that
An improvement from last week in quantity and quality. Still 3/10. not in it for a full review today.
Too tough. Battery Acid. No redeeming qualities. 1/10.
Good texture and shape generally. These one’s are strange in the fact that they’re a clear mix of 8/10 and 4/10 in terms of taste. The flavour is on point for some but the sharpness is sometimes quite horrific. Since the good outweighs the bad I’ll rate them a 7/10
Firmly in the realm of “just ok”. Tastes fine although a bit watery for my tastes. Sweet rather than bitter. Once again a fairly tough texture. 6/10.
The “deluxe” ones again. Very tough skin, tastes quite strong, more sweet than sour, but has left me feeling quite ill after not all that many. 5/10.
FUCK THERES NO GRAPES
Two days in a row, I know. Very good these ones. The flavour is absolutely on point. The skin was tougher than usual, which was the only thing about them which was slightly less than ideal. 9/10, great stuff.
Very different these ones. Clearly fresher than my usual picks. Texture was a bit tougher than usual, and they were a bit colder than I’m used to (different house, different fridge). Taste is overall pleasant and quite strong, a bit sharp but not unpleasantly sour. Since they’re mixed I’ll give two separate ratings: 7/10 for the purple grapes, tastes like every other purple grape in existence 8/10 for the green grapes, they make up for last week’s poisoning
Absolutely not. Have clearly been dead since last week. 2/10.
First time reviewing the purple grapes. They fucking sucked ngl. Tasted a bit like toothpaste. 3/10.
They are perfectly fine. A very generic grape taste, like the sort of taste you’d get in something which is grape flavoured rather than an actual grape. 6/10.
Apparently these ones were deluxe. I believe them honestly, these were really good. Had a bit of a cold so the taste might have been a bit dampened but still a good flavour. 8/10
These ones have a melon-like taste to them, which is welcome. The texture is average but they are very refreshing. Every single one is at what I’d consider to be an edible level. 8/10, fuck it.
These have been left too long. They have an unpleasant taste. 3/10 still gonna finish them
Good texture, taste is nice but a bit weird. They clearly absorbed a lot of water, although it certainly tastes as if that water was full of bleach. That being said, 6/10. Would be 8/10 without the weird pool water aftertaste.
Tastes pretty good, small so there’s a high quantity, texture is above average, 7/10
Taste is inoffensive, above average but not very strong. 6/10 again, though for different reasons to last week They’re not finished but enough to get a good idea
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